NSFW HC MEME - QUESTIONS HEAVILY INSPIRED BY THIS.
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How can you tell if your muse is in the mood ?
he’s usually halfway decent at hiding it so, a lot of times – if you’re human – you can’t. there are little things, though, that other nonhuman creatures tend to pick up on: the emission of pheromones, the subtle spike in a certain musky smell in the air, and the slightest increase of his body temperature / the heat radiating off of him ( which is significant mostly because he’s cold-blooded, so if he’s producing excess heat whatsoever, something’s seriously fucking awry ).
if you’re his boyfriend, though, the one telltale sign is how goddamn handsy he gets. he’ll put his hand on your chest, crack dirty ‘ jokes ’ to get you thinking about it, trace the shape of your spine with his fingertips, rest his chin on your shoulder, growl in your ear – if he doesn’t have to keep it secret, he won’t.
How frequently does your muse have sex / are they sexually active ?
he isn’t sexually active before meeting muds and didn’t have any history of being, as a good majority of his life – up until his exposure to pornography / subsequent ability to explore the notion of sex and sexuality without actually having to touch another human being – was spent carrying some degree of sex repulsion. after meeting muds, though, and getting involved with him Like That, you can’t fucking pry them apart.
Assuming the interest and attraction is mutual, how long does it take for your muse to bed somebody ?
it really depends on his comfort level. if he trusts this mystery man not to hurt and take advantage of him, then he’ll just be fucking ecstatic that someone actually WANTS him, and it probably won’t take him very long at all. if there are doubts about the mutuality of that attraction, though, or about his partner’s intentions with him, he probably won’t make the first move, and if his potential partner then tries to initiate, he might very well reject it or ask to wait.
Does your muse prefer to “spend the night” at their own place, or at a partner’s ?
he doesn’t really have a place to take a partner back to, so he doesn’t have much of a choice but to occupy the other guy’s bed.
What activity relaxes your muse / turns them on ?
sounds corny, but gren’s real into massages – the oilier, the better. some slightly more unconventional mood activities include reading / being read to, having his hair played with, or cooking / cleaning together ( he secretly loves domesticity; leave him alone ).
What aspects of sex are your muse’s favorite, and will they try to spice things up by being kinky ?
grendel appreciates the shared trust and vulnerability sex entails, because for him, sex is not meant to be a shallow, casual thing – he perceives it as an exercise in trust; a practice of not only bodily stimulation, but psychological exchange, emotional call-and-response. it’s an intimacy he’s never really known, a way of touching and being touched he’ll never really get used to … sex subverts his immediate association of physicality with violence, and proves to him that he is both capable of loving and worthy of being loved. half of what he fucking gets off on is all … emotional. and poetic. and gross.
sweet shit aside, though, grendel’s definitely a kinky little freak when he really gets his head in the game, which i’ll elaborate on further in the last question.
How would your muse signal their partner if they were uncomfortable during sex / tell them they wanted something to stop ?
verbalizing anything, especially things as significant as his wants and needs, has always been hard for him; if he wants something to stop, he’ll physically force it to. a firm hand on the belly to halt movement, a too-rough-to-be-sexy tug on the hair, or a strong, stilling grip with his thighs typically does the trick.
What position does your muse like to sleep in with their partner afterwards ?
gren loves being the big spoon more than he loves himself.
What position do the two ACTUALLY end up sleeping in ?
facing each other or sprawled across each other like cats, limbs and torsos tangled up and twisted around one another’s like a cartoonish and vaguely hilarious silent hill amalgamation.
Does your muse need comforting during or after sex ? How would you be able to tell ?
if that shit gets too intense for him to handle, he gets a cloudy look in his eyes, and his mouth gapes open wordlessly; he can’t seem to actually move so much as twitch and shudder, and he’s clearly forgotten how to look or act like a normal human being with a functioning brain. if you ask him if he’s alright and he can’t even formulate a giggle in response, you need to hold the man until he comes back down to earth.
( sometimes he’ll cry during or after sex if he gets super overstimulated, which is a much more blatant sign that he needs a break for air / maybe a little bit of sugar on the side. )
Does your muse have a fetish / desire they’re too embarrassed to actually carry out ? In what situation would that ever come to light ?
he’s a little shy about his weird, uh, breeding kink. usually it entails him being the dominant partner. if he’s railing the brains out of his boyfriend and gets way too fucking into it, don’t be surprised if he leans down and grabs a handful of man-titty and hisses that he’s gonna ‘ put his fucking babies in you ’ – that’s normal behavior! no cause for alarm at all.
MEME SOLICITING NSFW FACTS THAT ISNT EVEN ON MY BLOG ANYMORE BUT THIS WAS STILL IN MY INBOX HGOUGGUH
instead of sitting here and regurgitating The Easiest Choice i’m gonna give you three little nasties that even you don’t know about because EVERYBODY knows he has three cocks by now, carling. you think i’m ashamed? you think i give a fuck about who does or doesn’t know he’s a lizard man with a lizard man plan? imbecile. Fool.
01. - given that it isn’t cruel, illegal, or just way too fucking depraved, gren can watch pretty much any type of porn & chug through it undeterred. m/m porn is his favorite – for reasons that are glaringly obvious – but he can project himself onto m/f porn just the same; it’s not something that triggers dysphoria for him the way it can for a lot of trans folk because, again, his experience as a dysphoric + dysmorphic trans person is a lot different from the stereotypical ‘ftm’ narrative. he’ll only watch homemade porn or collect illustrated / photographed (usually solo ) erotica. he’s well aware of how nasty the mainstream porn film industry is. no fucking bueno, there.
02. - he can go for a long, long time. his stamina isn’t great in terms of ‘controlling when and how intensely he’ll orgasm,’ but it’s fantastic in terms of ‘being able to endure multiple rounds without suffering sexual fatigue.’ his record for masturbation is, like, a full 10-hour night of doing literally nothing But That, with minor cool-downs in between sessions (gren jerks off … a little more than he likes to admit; he hasn’t had a go like that in over a decade, though - hasn’t had the privacy or energy to do it). of course, he has No Way Of Conceiving how much he’d be able to handle with another body in the equation, but my estimate is about 3, maybe 4 hours, on-and-off, provided he gets a break for some fucking water every 30min or so.
03. - his monster dicks are all modeled after this BD toy.
vmprwtch said: what’s a kinky thing gren is embarsssed to admit he wants to try and one thing he’d never try. srry im drunk and u asked
i mean. gren is such a fucking loudmouth that it’s easier for me to start by naming what he WON’T do, which is. a pretty minimal list and it’s pretty self-explanatory so it might as well be one thing. literally it’s just .
respect the fact that he’s gay
he doesn’t like infantilization in any fashion, or “bimbofication,” or literally anything that touts the idea of psychologically stripping someone from their adult consciousness / humanity / individuality / ability to consent
heavy bondage + immobilization + etc. are almost completely out of the question, ESPECIALLY if you expect him to be the receiver
nothing super filthy he’s not. into that weird scat shit that’s not happening
anything actually nonconsensual (not “spontaneous and fun” or consensual ‘noncon’ AKA ‘i told you to surprise me,’ but “i fucking said no and you didn’t cut it out”)
as for, uhhh … something he’s too embarrassed to admit?
i take gren ( particularly Crooked Man verse gren) as something of a masochist, largely due to trauma. you press a gun to his face and he’ll show you how easy it is for him to wrap his lips around it & swallow it down. beat the shit out of him and he won’t, like, TELL you that you just gave him a giant boner, but. you can bet that you probably did. he’ll spread his legs and ask you to hit him harder with that horrible kitten-grin plastered onto his face.
don’t follow me if you ship Grendel in heterosexual pairings. I have explicit, canon proof of his homosexuality as expressed in Beowulf and Grendel (John Gardner). I will not argue with you on this; this is not up for debate. just don’t follow me if you’re gonna erase his sexuality.
don’t send in chainmail, even if it’s positive. please.
DUPLICATES
i don't have anything against duplicates personally, but i need to make my boundaries clear: I DO NOT WANT DUPLICATES FOLLOWING ME IF THEY ARE GOING TO ERASE GRENDEL'S CANONICAL SEXUALITY / RACE / MENTAL AND PHYSICAL ILLNESSES OR DISABILITIES. grendel is gay, and nonwhite, and quite clearly not physically able or psychologically sound. if you are going to play him as ANYTHING BUT, i don't want you following me. i want you to block me on the spot. i won't stand for erasure; never have, never will. research the characters you claim to love, understand them fully, embrace their statuses as minorities, and THEN get back to me. as long as you don't erase vital aspects of his identity, then sure, we can be friends!
TRIGGERS
you can ask me to tag anything, but if it’s too obscure, I may forget.
personally, i blacklist ‘rape’ / 'incest’ / 'pedophilia’, 'IRL gore’, and 'grolly’ (it’s disgusting. i don’t want to fucking see it. ever. thanks.)
SHIPPING
When it comes to ships, Gren’s exclusive with Murdoc. ( Grendel’s not an incredibly sex- or love-oriented guy, anyway, so - don’t be too upset about it. ) I’m not wavering on this rule. Grendoc is my only serious, set-in-stone romance on this blog, and I don’t intend on changing that. Please respect this. Don’t attempt to push me or coerce me into shipping with you. If you try to take it there, IC or OOC, I’m not gonna be fucking happy about that.
I will tag all sexually explicit content as ‘nsfw,’ but I won’t put it under a read-more break.
FORMATTING
I use slightly edited 80 x 80 icons. I can’t see that tiny greyscale shit. sorry.
I cut my posts. it’s alright if you can’t do it; i’ll gladly do it for you.
I really don’t care about whether or not you have a 'fancy’ theme / formatting / etc. at all. this whole visual elitism thing pisses me off.
MUN
I’m a male (he/him); my name is Ruben. I’m gay / mixed, autistic, trans, and intersex.
I’m a little bit reserved and awkward and I’m not very good at interacting ooc with certain people.if you consistently make me feel like you’re gonna message me and demand my attention every time you see me get online, i’m blocking you. that shit freaks me out, makes me feel trapped, etc.
I am equally uncomfortable with being messaged about peoples’ problems, whether they’re online drama or IRL issues. if you need to talk to somebody, then please at least drop me a warning or ask if I’m able to handle it. it’s not that I don’t care about you, it’s that I am NOT usually in a mental state to be able to process your issues and offer advice or comfort for them. I encourage you STRONGLY to find somebody who IS able to talk to you, but my life is hellish. I am not your guy. I’m gonna get exhausted, I’ll probably ignore you, and all it’s gonna do is make both of us feel worse. I am not your therapist. please don’t treat me like one.
because of ASD, I have some serious [mis]communication issues & have a really hard time saying no to people (i don’t like it when people ask to roleplay; I will feel pressured into agreeing to something I do not really want. if you wanna write with me, i'd appreciate if you'd just drop me an ask, meme, plot idea, starter, etc.; but don't put me on the spot one-on-one).
if I am consistently ignoring you and/or block you out of nowhere, it’s probably on me, not on you.
I’m 18+
my personal is dadical
full name : Grendel. (the ‘-del’ is optional.) other names : The Destroyer, Shadow-Strider, He Who Walks at the Edges of the Earth, Heorot’s Beast, Lord’s Bane, Son of Cain, and – most famously – Asshole. title : drifter. age : appears mid/late 30′s; actually 1640+ years old, as of modern day. gender : agender, commonly perceived / presenting as male. sexuality : gay. origin : some swamp in Ye Olde Denmark. current location : Fabletown, NY (The Bronx). nationality : danish. ethnicity : african / west asian / caucasian. spoken languages : old, middle, and modern english / old norse / language of beasts. religion : knows gods exist; has met said gods; doesn’t really care. height : 5′5 (human, barefoot) / 8′2 (monster, not hunching). body type : ectomorph (human); ape-like, herculean muscle-gut (monster). eyes : green (left), white (right). tattoos : a cascade of holly leaves & lily flowers wrapping his neck and trailing down his chest/shoulders/spine (modern day). piercings : two rings on his left ear, a stud on his right, a bar in both brows, & a stud on his tongue. scars : the big one where his right arm should be / a dark gash across the right side of his face / various scars and burns littering the rest of his body. educational background : none. social media : probably had a vine account where he posted howtobasic rip-offs. smoking : occasionally. drinking : too much. drugs : he’s tried just about everything once. athletics : powerful upper body; tends to get under-handed jobs that require a lot of physical labor, but has no official workout schedule. hobbies : painting / doodling, making music, writing poetry, throwing darts. total ‘starving artist’ type. virgin : yeah. favorite drink : cherry brandy. favorite food : seafood’s a safe bet. favorite music : really angry rock/metal, grunge, bass-heavy boner jams, 80s jams, funk, soul, and hyper-pumped techno/synth. clothing style : casual, but put-together – in a sleazy sort of way.
GRENDEL.
ONCE THE RENOWNED TORMENTOR OF HEOROT, HE HAS SINCE TAKEN UP RESIDENCE IN MODERN-DAY NEW YORK CITY (A DUMPY LITTLE SHITHOLE; ‘FABLETOWN’, THE BRONX) AFTER THE LOSS OF HIS MOTHER AND THE DESTRUCTION OF HIS HOME. HE’LL TELL YOU A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT THE PARTS OF HIS LIFE THAT AREN’T HIS, ANYMORE; HOW THE POEM'S BULLSHIT. THAT IT WAS ACCIDENT.THAT BEOWULF NEVER WON.
( HE WON’T TELL YOU ABOUT HIS 800 YEARS IN ISOLATION, HIS HEARTBROKEN DRIFTING ALONG THE COAST. HE WON’T TELL YOU ABOUT THE LONESOME 36 NIGHTS HE SPENT HIDING BENEATH A SPICE RACK IN A CARGO SHIP CROSSING THE ATLANTIC, THEN - OR HOW DISAPPOINTED HE WAS TO BE GREETED WITH THE SAME TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS IN AMERICA AS HE WOULD’VE BEEN BACK IN HART. )
PRIOR TO MEETING HIS BOYFRIEND, GRENDEL’S ATTEMPTS TO PIECE HIMSELF BACK TOGETHER ARE SPARSE. MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, HE CRASHES AND BURNS, ENDING UP JUST AS HOPELESS AND JADED AS HE’D BEEN BEFORE. PTSD, NEGLECT, SUBSTANCE ABUSE, AND SOCIO-POLITICAL OPPRESSION HAUNT HIM JUST AS PERSISTENTLY AS HIS OWN TROUBLED PAST. GRENDEL WALKS WITH THE WEIGHT OF REGRET ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND REGRET IS A HEAVY BURDEN FOR A ONE-ARMED BEAST TO BEAR.
STILL, SOMEHOW - BY SOME IMMENSE FORCE OF WILL; SOME GREAT STUPIDITY; SOME RESOLUTE, STUBBORN REFUSAL TO QUIT - GRENDEL TRIES TO FIND MEANING AND BEAUTY IN LIFE. HIS FIERCE LOYALTY TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY PROVIDE HIM WITH A PROVISIONAL, BUT NECESSARY, SENSE OF PURPOSE. HE DEFINES HIMSELF BASED ON HIS WORTH TO OTHERS. IT IS ALL HE’S EVER KNOWN TO DO.
YOU SEE - GRENDEL HAS A REPUTATION BASED ON LIES, AND THAT REPUTATION PRECEDES HIM.
DEMONIZED AND MISUNDERSTOOD, HIS DAYS OF TORMENTING MEADHALLS ARE OVER - NOW A FREQUENT ATTENDEE OF THE LOCAL WATERING HOLE, GRENDEL FINDS HIMSELF UNEMPLOYED, DISABLED, & COMPLETELY ALCOHOL-DEPENDENT.
EVEN WITH A ‘GLAMOUR’ - AN INVENTION OF MAGICK CREATED TO MASK THE APPEARANCE OF INHUMAN CREATURES - GRENDEL IS SCARRED AND WICKED, SMALL AND EMACIATED, BROODING AND BEATEN. SOMETHING ABOUT HIM IS … OFF.
CONSTANT INTOXICATION IS THE ONLY THING THAT DULLS THE ROAR OF THE CITY, KEEPING HIM DOCILE.
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vmprwtch said: what’s a kinky thing gren is embarsssed to admit he wants to try and one thing he’d never try. srry im drunk and u asked