splattermemes
idol / singer starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !

famous

  • “Do you want me to sign that for you?”
  • “I need a break..” / “I need to go back to my roots..”
  • “Do you know who I am?!”
  • “Thank you so much for your support!”
  • “This is NOT what I asked for.”
  • “I would have to talk to my manager about it…”
  • “Everyone forgets that I can play instruments, too.”
  • “I don’t need you! I don’t need anyone!”
  • “I don’t really feel famous.”
  • “My fans are everything.”
  • “It only cost five thousand dollars…”
  • “The words…I forgot the words…”
  • “Should I get a bodyguard?”
  • “Photoshoots are hard work.” / “What do you mean ‘my face is wrong’??”
  • “It’s all about the music.”

fan

  • “Can I get a picture with you?”
  • “I’m your biggest fan!”
  • “Your music really speaks to me.”
  • “It wasn’t hard to find your address.”
  • “I just knew you wrote that song for me.”
  • “I LOVE YOU!!”
  • “Will you listen to my demo??”
  • “Please sign my shirt/CD/face/poster/etc.”
  • “Meeting you is like a dream.”
  • “I hope to be famous like you someday.”

writing / singing

  • “I feel so inspired.”
  • “You’re my muse.”
  • “Why can’t I come up with this next line?!”
  • “The hard part is rhyming.” / “I don’t fuck with ‘orange’.”
  • “I don’t usually write my own music.”
  • “UGH. I’m not hitting this note the way I want to.”
  • “No, it goes like ‘la la la’, not ‘lalala’. There’s a difference.”
  • “I wrote the perfect lyric and then I realized I heard it in High School Musical.”
  • “Those lyrics just aren’t sticking.”
  • “This should be a duet.”

tour

  • “We’re on in five!”
  • “I haven’t showered in like three days…”
  • “I think I might have a sore throat.”
  • “This outfit makes me look amazing.”
  • “I’ve been doing these moves for hours…I need a break.”
  • “I’m not supposed to talk, to save my voice.”
  • “Being on the road is the best.” / “I’m homesick.”
  • “That was the last performance! Let’s celebrate.”
  • “I think there was–there was someone in the crowd…”
  • “Wait…let me take a quick nap for five hundred years.”