grcndel

really very sexy things about grendel that make him completely unique from every other spindly weirdo or hairy beefbrain dude in the TWAU universe :

  • that gigantic, ruddy scar across his cheek
  • One Barely Functioning Eyeball
  • the fact that the weird white zombie eye just kinda rolls around in his head
  • his frankly pathetic excuse for facial hair
  • laugh-lines
  • big, slightly crooked nose
  • he’s literally the one nonwhite guy in existence even though it’s the fucking bronx, apparently.  no really what the hell is going on there huh
  • immaculate hair, nails, and teeth.  clearly cares a lot about his appearance and wants to look pretty
  • might be wearing eyeshadow?
  • the fucking double-pierced ear with the double-gold chains around his neck
  • super hairy wrists;  probably hairy chest, arms, and legs too
  • embracing that Grimy Italian New-Yorker vibe even though he’s danish + african + west asian and has probably never even Been to italy one single time in his life
  • drawn kinda skinny in the middle but wide in the hips in the comics sometimes
  • clothes don’t match and they’re either way too big or way too tight on him
  • horrible shoes.  just.  HORRIBLE  shoes, really just  …  awful.  Bad.
  • definitely owns less than a suitcase full of clothes
  • dumbass deep-voiced cityboy drawl.  virtually zero traces of his Scandinavian accent.  gets real high and nasally when he’s feeling particularly obnoxious
  • the sweetest giggle in the world.  wasn’t expecting that but it exists.  he titters.  ‘hehehehehe  …  mhmhmhhheheehe!!’  fucking goblin .
  • dark complexion with blue-green eye(s).  can you really go wrong there
  • very  …  shapely?  lips?  very glossy, shapely lips.  perfect skin highlights, too
  • goes from tiny angry faux italian man to big sexy 10 foot tall fish-giant full of teeth
  • looks like he was probably a plumber once
  • looks like he probably isnt a plumber anymore because he either got caught smoking weed in a client’s bathroom, tried to strangle his boss, or both
  • endless loyalty to his loved ones
  • views every woman as family and loves them until proven otherwise.  gives them way more chances to make shit up to him than he does to men
  • vulgar.  great storyteller.  hysterical visual artist
  • body is definitely covered in scars.  one arm?  an innumerable amount of vicious battles during his youth?  hello
  • flamboyantly, flirtatiously, unabashedly homosexual
  • absolutely an anti-corruption, socially progressive activist.  will call the gov’t out on its bullshit and its abuse of its people right to its fucking face.
  • The Smile with The Hooded Eyes
  • The Neck Crack when hes about to kick your fucking ass
  • his subtle love of space
  • the fact that he’s incredibly mediocre at playing darts
  • smells like booze and overly pungent cologne
  • gender nonconforming
  • likes to read
  • thick eyebrows
  • The Visible Binder In The Comics, Thank You .
  • gay
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