“ you two are compatible because your bastardery compliments one another’s, you insufferable fucking assholes.  have fun being both antisocial and confrontational together.  hyperactive loudmouthed fuckheads.  you pricks deserve each other.  suck me off.  freaks ”

they wake up from this position and 3 seconds after they come to the mutual realization that they were just cuddling in public they start slapping th shit outta the other guy to make up for it